Here is a collection of quotable quotes about Technology (a.k.a Tech totay * ) from Knowledge Tester.
“To err is human. To err again and again, you have to be a Software Engineer”
“The funny thing about quality is that it can always be improved”
“There is no Reality. Any thing that we call reality is a Perception about it.”
“He came, he saw and he reported a bug” (yes, he was a Tester)
“A man is known by the phone he keeps”
“The problems is that once you start accepting shit, it becomes bullshit”
“As a Tester, I get paid for criticizing others”
“Part of the work is to stop work and look around what’s happening”
“Q: How much testing is needed for this project?
A: More than you think”
“When you manage hours, you lose years”
“My job title is Manager Software Quality, but don’t ever think that I ‘manage’ software quality”
*totay is Punjabi word. It’s literal meaning is part or a piece but it is used for a witty statement or making fun of some thing.
Do you have some original Tech totay to share?