Tech totay

Here is a collection of quotable quotes about Technology (a.k.a Tech totay * ) from Knowledge Tester.

“To err is human and to catch is a Tester”

“To err is human. To err again and again, you have to be a Software Engineer”

“The funny thing about quality is that it can always be improved”

“There is no Reality. Any thing that we call reality is a Perception about it.”

“Just like eternal truth, peace, love and humanity, Testing has no borders.”

“He came, he saw and he reported a bug” (yes, he was a Tester)

“A man is known by the phone he keeps”

“As IT professionals, we don’t solve your problems. We just change the nature of problems”­­

“The problems is that once you start accepting shit, it becomes bullshit”

“As a Tester, I get paid for criticizing others”

“Part of the work is to stop work and look around what’s happening”

“If Quality is ‘meeting’ customer expectations, then what ‘exceeding’ customer expectations is?”

“Q: How much testing is needed for this project?

A: More than you think”

“When you manage hours, you lose years”

“My job title is Manager Software Quality, but don’t ever think that I ‘manage’ software quality”

*totay is Punjabi word. It’s literal meaning is part or a piece but it is used for a witty statement or making fun of some thing.

Do you have some original Tech totay to share?

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3 responses to “Tech totay”

  1. Mohammed Imran Awan says :

    Nice collection especially the “……We just change the nature of problems”­­ 🙂

    Like

  2. rumadak says :

    Humorous! My Favourites:
    “To err is human. To err again and again, you have to be a Software Engineer”

    “As IT professionals, we don’t solve your problems. We just change the nature of problems”­­

    “The problems is that once you start accepting shit, it becomes bullshit”

    Like

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